My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
– Steven Wright
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
– Rodney Dangerfield
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
– Richard Baxter
I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
– Charles M. Schulz
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
– Ann Landers
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
– Taylor Caldwell
I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.
– Charles Thomas
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.
– Joseph Barbera
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
– Johnny Carson
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both is dental.
– Ogden Nash
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
– Ambrose Bierce
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
– Mason Cooley
It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave.
– Andy Paine
Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student.
– Geoffrey Canada
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
– Kevin Myers
Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.
– Soupy Sales
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
– George D. Prentice
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
– Martin H. Fischer
Brush your teeth everyday, to keep dentist away.
– Anonymous
A dentist gets to the root of the problem.
– Anonymous
It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that had developed the dental profession.
– Elisabeth Tova Bailey
My father told me what it used to feel like, waiting in the dentist’s office. Every time the nurse opened the door you thought, It’s happening. The thing I’ve been afraid of all my life.
– Philip K. Dick
A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads ‘Dentist.’
– Edmond Manning
Eyes are the windows to the soul. A smile is the mirror of the heart.
– Janna Cachola
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
– Casey Stengel
My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.
– Joelle Carter
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
– Anonymous
Trips to the dentist I like to postpone that kind of thing.
– Johnny Depp
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?
– Agatha Christie
You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?
– Michael Buckley
Math anxiety is worst than a regular check up at the dentist.
– Charmaine J. Forde
Smiling is fun with healthy teeth & gums.
– Prof. Dr. Ninad Moon
No one can take our smiles away when dental decay is kept miles away.
– Prof. Dr. Ninad Moon
It’s actually harder to get into dental school than medical school.
– Dan Goor
Dental hygiene is the study of preventive oral healthcare including the management of behaviors to prevent oral disease and promote health.
– Michele Leonardi Darby
Some people who can skirt precipices without a tremor have a strong dread of the dentist’s chair.
– C.C. Gaither
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers.
– C.C. Gaither
Dentist, A man with more pull than a politician.
– C.C. Gaither
Her snow-white teeth are, not a little, tinged with the jet; To the dentist she must go, And repair the upper row, Then haply she may run a chance of marriage yet.
– William Watt
No one would disagree that it would be better to maintain oral health throughout life, never to have had any kind of dental disease.
– Wiley-Blackwell
Beyond brushing, the internal factors that nourish the teeth are so important: eating real foods, hormonal balanced, minerals, fat-soluble vitamins, and healthy fluid exchange through the teeth.
– Nadine Artemis
Nutrition is also a significant factor that influences the development of the entire mouth, not just the teeth, and it should include a healthy prenatal diet, breast-feeding, and raising children on real, unprocessed food.
– Nadine Artemis
Babies are generally born without teeth, yet their teeth are already forming.
– Nadine Artemis
In ancient times, cavities in children were a rare occurrence. Today, one of the biggest health concerns in North America and Europe affecting little ones more than any other age group is dental decay, or early childhood caries.
– Nadine Artemis
The role of a dentist is to preserve and prevent oral diseases of teeth, hum and jaws and supporting structures.
– Vijay Tare
Dentistry is the science and art of preventing and controlling the dental disease.
Vijay Tare
