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Our wacky quotes collection is sure to bring the much-needed fun from famous personalities and authors around the world.
Keep reading our funny, wacky quotes and sayings to bring a pinch of craziness to an otherwise typical day.
Best Wacky Quotes and Sayings
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
– Elbert Hubbard
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
– William Goldman
You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t know where something is? MOM!
– Anonymous
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.
– Fuad Alakbarov
I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.
– Jan Sterling
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
– Billie Burke
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
– Author Unknown
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone.
– Anonymous
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
– Reba McEntire
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles Schulz
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
– Robert Graves
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Think like a proton. Always positive.
– unknown
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guiswite
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
– Oscar Wilde
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
– Author Unknown
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
– Jules Renard
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
– Dennis Miller
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
– Richard Dawkins
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
– James A. Garfield
We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
– Anonymous
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.
– Flip Wilson
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
– Margaret Mead
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?
– Steven Wright
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
– Peter Drucker
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