Our wacky quotes collection and sayings on life, love, attitude, etc. are sure to bring the much-needed fun from famous personalities and authors around the world.
Keep reading our funny, wacky quotes and sayings to bring a pinch of craziness to an otherwise mundane day.
Best Wacky Quotes and Sayings
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
– Elbert Hubbard
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
– William Goldman
You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t know where something is? MOM!
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
– Albert Einstein
Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.
– Fuad Alakbarov
I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.
– Jan Sterling
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
– Billie Burke
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
– Reba McEntire
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles Schulz
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
– Robert Graves
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Think like a proton. Always positive.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guiswite
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
– Oscar Wilde
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
– Author Unknown
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
– Jules Renard
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
– Dennis Miller
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
– Richard Dawkins
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
– James A. Garfield
We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.
– Flip Wilson
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
– Margaret Mead
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?
– Steven Wright
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
– Peter Drucker
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