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15 Famous and Funny Underwear Quotes and Sayings

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We have collected some quirky, funny, equally wise, and enriching underwear quotes and sayings. We hope you smile while reading the passages.

Do you agree that there is more to underwear than being limited as an undergarment or linked to erotica?

For some people, underwear can have an emotional quotient and a way to appreciate their bodies.

Best Underwear Quotes and Sayings

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When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting!
– Richard Simmons

Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.
– Michelle Obama

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
– Phil Gramm

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
– Rachel Bilson

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She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
– Melina Marchetta

Underwear was the last fashion frontier – an area designers hadn’t exploited yet.
– Lauren Goodman

Underwear shouldn’t hurt. If it hurts, you gotta change.
– Ronny Chieng

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.
– Veronica Webb

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Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.
– Jill Browne

I like to wear my underwear because I like to make a statement about who I am.
– Anthony T.Hincks

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
– Chris Pirillo

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
– Woody Allen

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Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don’t change them once in a while.
– Margaret Murray

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
– Jerry Seinfeld

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.
– Mark Wahlberg

There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.
– Tom Perotta

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