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Who doesn’t love adorable and funny kitten quotes?
They have this uncanny ability to melt our hearts, make us laugh out loud, and brighten even the gloomiest days.
One quote that immediately comes to mind is, Cats choose us; we don’t own them.
There’s something so genuine about this statement. It reflects the idea that cats have a certain level of independence and selectivity in their relationships with humans.
Despite being domesticated creatures, there are moments when they exhibit traits reminiscent of their ancestors who were revered in ancient cultures.
Lastly, one cannot deny the words of Leonardo da Vinci: The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Anyone who has ever owned a kitten can relate to this sentiment.
Once you experience the joy and love that a mischievous little furball brings into your life, it’s hard not to be tempted by another adorable bundle of fluff – thus beginning an endless cycle of kitty adoptions!
Let these kitten quotes encapsulate the essence of our furry companions while reminding us of their amusing antics.
Whether these quotes make you chuckle or cause you to reflect on the unique bond between humans and cats, they will leave an indelible impression on any animal lover.
We hope our handpicked kitten quotes collection is a worthwhile read.
Best Kitten Quotes And Sayings
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
– Leonardo da Vinci
Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But never enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.
– Carlson Gracie
Kittens will make your sad go away.
– David Wong
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
– Abraham Lincoln
Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on.
– Munia Khan
Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.
– Hannah Simone
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.
No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.
– Sydney, Lady Morgan
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
– Cynthia E. Varnado
Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?
– Anna Cora Mowatt
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
– Jules Champfleury
Cute Love Kitten Quotes And Sayings
If only cats grew into kittens.
– Robert A. M. Stern
Kittens are angels with whiskers.
– Alexis Flora Hope
A kitten gets himself into every kind of trouble.
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
– Robert Southey
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
– Oliver Herford
Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
– Wilson Mizner
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion.
– F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there.
– Jeaniene Frost
Poems are soft kitten furs. smoothing out the rough edges of my world.
– Sanober Khan
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it- it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.
– Lewis Carroll
A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.
– Agnes Repplier
Funny Kitten Quotes And Sayings
Just like a kitten that thinks it’s a tiger.
– Stephenie Meyer
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.
– Ogden Nash
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.
– Agnes Repplier
Whiskers and tails and thousands of frails lion like nose with an angelesque pose silky pattern’d fur o’er heart touching purr.
– Terri Guillemets
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
– Henry David Thoreau
But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.
– Neil Gaiman
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
– Stephen Baker
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.
– Jean Burden
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.
– Pam Brown
The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.
– Lloyd Alexander
Kittens, kittens, showers of kittens, visitations of kittens. So many, you see them as Kitten, like leaves growing on a bare branch, staying heavy and green, then falling, exactly the same every year. People coming to visit say: What happened to that lovely kitten? What lovely kitten? They are all lovely kittens.
– Doris Lessing
You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!
– Diana Wynne Jones
Inspiring Kitten Quotes And Sayings
But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats – more’s the pity.
– Louisa May Alcott
We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.
– Allen Lacy
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten and his opinion is that I have been given to him.
– Evelyn Underhill
She, that will with kittens jest, should bear a kitten’s joke.
– William Cowper
It’s more blessed to give than to receive – especially kittens.
– Bill Cosby
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, I can’t knit, get this away from me!
– Mitch Hedberg
Twenty-seven cats at one time hints at monomania, but in my case it was simpler. If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and beget more cats for you.
– Paul Gallico
Tall, dark, and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic.
– Chloe Neill
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.
– Lewis Carroll
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year old.
– Carl Van Vechten
Kitten, my kitten, soft and dear, I am so glad that we are here. Sitting together just us two, You loving me and me loving you.
– Marchette Chute
I named my kitten Rose – fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns.
– Astrid Alauda
Kitten Quotes And Sayings
Never pick up a stray kitten unless you’ve already made up your mind to be owned by it.
– Robert A. Heinlein
All kittens are cute until they grow up and become ugly.
– Jim Davies
Wanton kittens make sober cats.
– Danish Proverb
All kittens, from the very first, set out to teach their humans to adapt to the needs of a cat. As a reward, they grant them the position of honorary cat.
– Pam Brown
I throw drafts away all the time and I wish more people did. If you have a kitten, they love playing with rolled-up balls of paper, and that may be all a failed draft is good for. Why make a reader unhappy when you can make a kitten happy?
– Billy Collins
A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten of six weeks.
– Robert Southey
The kitten has a luxurious, Bohemian, unpuritanical nature. It eats six meals a day, plays furiously with a toy mouse and a piece of rope, and suddenly falls into a deep sleep whenever the fit takes it. It never feels the necessity to do anything to justify its existence; it does not want to be a Good Citizen; it has never heard of Service. It knows that it is beautiful and delightful, and it considers that a sufficient contribution to the general good. And in return for its beauty and charm it expects fish, meat, and vegetables, a comfortable bed, a chair by the grate fire, and endless petting.
– Robertson Davies
One day on opening the shutters of your house, intrigued by cries you hear deep in your garden, you go out to find the origin of them and there under the pile of wood, you are face to face with a small frightened hairball : a kitten.
– Pierre-Yves Dumoulin
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for frantic resistance.
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family of cat is not replaceable like a worn-out coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another.
– Irving Townsend
The kitten was six weeks old. It was enchanting, a delicate fairy-tale cat, whose Siamese genes showed in the shape of the face, ears, tail, and the subtle lines of its body. She sat, a tiny thing, in the middle of a yellow carpet, surrounded by five worshippers, not at all afraid of us. Then she stalked around that floor of the house, inspecting every inch of it, climbed up on to my bed, crept under the fold of a sheet, and was at home.
– Doris Lessing
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